eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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