I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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