"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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