Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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