no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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