new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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