watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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