Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
