Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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