Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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