only you would photoshop your dick
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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