living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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