They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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