Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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