She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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