this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Operation Purity has been aborted
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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