so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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