one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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