Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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