I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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