I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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