But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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