btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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