what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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