So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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