I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
sex in a hospital.. check
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
