You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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