Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Barsexuality is the new black.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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