TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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