Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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