He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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