Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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