SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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