I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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