Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
