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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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