Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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