My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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