now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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