it wasn't lemon gatorade
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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