So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
