What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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