barbara walters just said penis...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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