I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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