If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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