Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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