I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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