it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
