I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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