i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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