I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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