He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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