I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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