There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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