remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
