I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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